Posts Tagged ‘puns’

Heartened by the fact that my Monday pun garnered only one public groan, I thought I’d try my luck with another…

Have you noticed the trend in horror films of villains tearing the still-beating hearts from their victims’ chests?

I find such scenes very disheartening.

For a peek at 14 gory movie scenes that tug (rather violently) at the heartstrings (including the scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom that started it all), follow this link – definitely not for the faint of heart!

And if you’re the DIY type, here’s a handy instructional video (worth watching just for the silliness that unfolds from 2:56 to 4:24)…


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A heart-shaped pun

On a busy downtown street, Dr. Corwyn saw a stranger clutch his chest and fall to the ground. He hurried to the stranger’s side and performed cardiac massage.

After he came to, the stranger gushed with heartfelt thanks.

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